Thursday, June 25, 2009

Goldman Sachs

Dear Lloyd,

You'd be amazed how difficult manipulating currencies becomes after a nuclear holocaust. You'll be astonished by the damage explosives do to your trading floor.

Your employees will be shocked how easily their Greenwich mansions get looted. And by how quickly their children join the looters.

It's unfortunate that the leader of the uprising doesn't take your political donations. Sad that the name of your company is his No. 1 applause line.

You should be proud your company goes out heavy on the shorts. Light on the courage, though, without even a dab of national leadership.

But that was never your job, was it? You job is to make money. Ironic isn't it? That you end up making the entire system of money dissolve.

Best,
The Bloginator

P.S. I'm not even going to try to change your behavior. Only intelligent people are capable of change.

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